Jeff Sessions

When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.

"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .

"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."

" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"

"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"

"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"

" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"

by Connie Mac January 5, 2018

Sessions

Comes from middle-England. Used when someone or some people have had sex. Or describing sex between two or more people, or a person and an inanimate object.

If you see someone and they've had sex the night before you'd say "Ooooo Sessions!"

by Nicholas Wootton April 11, 2004

Jennifer Sessions

Beautiful Queen butterfly unicorn goddess

"How are you feelin today?" "I feel like Jennifer Sessions" "woah I wish I felt that good"

by KamyKool December 15, 2017

Reddit Sessions

When me and the boys all group up and rate porn

Me: Let’s have a Reddit Sessions
The boys: Okay, what do you want to start with
Me: Idk, gay.

by Cokecokk December 27, 2021

Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.

Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!

by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023

COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS

A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions

*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?

Yeah sure, that sounds fun

by ggij031 September 1, 2016

secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.

EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”

by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019