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separate sandboxes

A term to be used when two people are fighting, oftentimes like children, and there arises a need for them to calm down and shut up. The term comes from the notion of "time out," such as putting two bickering kids on the playground in two different sandboxes to avoid them fighting any longer.
College Student A: "You can't tell me what to do!"
College Student B: "You're being an asshole!"
Sensible Party: "Separate sandboxes, you two!"
by lemurrs August 25, 2013
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sparity

A term of fanfiction used to describe a relationship between Rarity and Spike, two of main characters from an animated TV series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic created by Lauren Faust
Guy 1: "Man, what do you think, how will Spike's crush on Rarity end?"

Guy 2: "I don't know, I don't want to wait. I'll rather read some sparity fanfiction, the new one looks serious."
by EmptyMug December 31, 2012
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Shitfart Separator

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts
I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
by Flambo Blumpkin February 13, 2008
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separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA)

When you are so into someone that you start panicking about the possibility of being separated from them in the near future. Often occurs on Sunday nights after spending an awesome weekend together. May cause fitfull sleep. Valid for both romances and bro/bramances.
Conductor: "Next stop is 14th St. Union Square"

Quick, kiss me inappropriately. I'm having separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA) about the fact that your stop is coming up.
by Mellencamp August 14, 2009
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sparingly

Sarah: How often do you eat fast food?
Amir: Sparingly.
Sarah: Really? That's great!
Jake: No, watch this, Amir, what does sparingly mean?
Amir: All day, every day, every hour, GOTTA HAVE CHICKEN NUGGETS IN MY POCKET NOW!!
by nutrition September 5, 2009
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textbook separation

The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.
Hunter pounces Francis

Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!
by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009
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spearing the whale

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.
by john to the b February 7, 2008
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