Seizure Salad 

When one person has a seizure and starts a chain reaction. Suddenly, a whole bunch of people end up writhing on the floor together.

Person 1: Oh no! I'm having a seizure!
Person 2: Be carefull, you might start a seizure salad!

Seizure Salad by Alexis and Brianna December 3, 2009

Seizure Pants 

Pants usually bought at the store Hot Topic that have bright and distracting patterns or colours on them. Since the pants are so distracting and colourful, they tend to give people seizures. Most pants are neon-coloured and/or will have suspenders. When wearing seizure pants, people WILL look at you.

I bought a pair of seizure pants at Hot Topic yesterday and they have this insane checkerboard pattern on them.

Seizure Pants by shelbyrocksfunky January 23, 2009

Seizure fuck 

When someone starts having a seizure and u fuck em while they flop like a fish

Megan ended up having a seizure when she deepthroated, so i turned her around and Seizure fucked her while she foamed out both ends.

Seizure fuck by UnRedonculous June 2, 2011

seizure-and-forfeiture 

A law in the United States, since 1984; law enforcement authorities are allowed to confiscate cash money they have reason to believe has not been legitimately obtained, and even if no charges are filed against the person whose cash is confiscated the owner must go to court to prove legitimate ownership of the confiscated cash; also known as legal robbery, this confiscated cash often goes towards funding helicopters for rural sheriff's departments and assault vehicles for Podunk towns that have no real use for them

Why are you taking my money, officer ... I was saving up to buy a motorboat with it .... What do you mean, I seem suspicious? What the fuck is seizure-and-forfeiture?

legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding

seizure-and-forfeiture by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 24, 2014

seizure world

Nickname for Leisure World, a senior citizen's residiential complex in Seal Beach, California.

Haha more ambulances! Must be rollin over to Seizure World.

seizure world by thiudans November 22, 2006

seizure porn 

seizure-inducing porn; porn (either a video or gif image) which uses a pattern of strobing lights designed to induce a seizure. This form of porn invented by s0nicfreak.

Seizure porn may cause you to pass out while fapping.

seizure porn by Jimmy Oldtron July 15, 2006

seizure penis

1. An out of control Penis
2. A Penis that cums at the most inoppurtune times.

1. Man i sure had a seizure penis last night.
2. I had a seizure penis last night at church.

seizure penis by JSB15 June 20, 2008