Segway

(Segway) An absolute useless piece of garbage idiot who has a mother that simply does not love them

That guy is a Segway

by Billy cataper June 17, 2022

Segway

The early 2000s equivalent to a fidget spinner (well not literally, but you know what I mean).

Also the thing that the default character from Happy Wheels rides on.

It was rumored by the Pope that several witnesses spotted Jesus riding a Segway, with a fidget spinner in one hand and a vape in the other. Is this the second coming?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 23, 2022