Vegetable Slut

When you shove a vegetable inside any hole in your body...

"Come here and be my Vegetable Slut!"

by SquidsareSlippery December 30, 2016

Vegetable

Someone injured or disabled

Trent tore his meniscus what a vegetable

by GumpasaurusRex August 14, 2018

midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017

Vegetable

an instrument of torture most commonly used by your parents

so still not talking mr. smith? well we'll see how good you are at that once we've used...brocolie on you!muahaha!!

by jagged rock.com April 3, 2005

Vegetable Soup

When 5 or more mentally impaired people are inside the same pool.

Ryan - I do not want to swim in this pool.
Tim - Yeah its a vegetable soup, lets leave.

by FugginShib March 23, 2015

vegetable shopping

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.

Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.

by k1llah October 21, 2007

Vegetable

Someone that is no use to society and does nothing but take up oxygen.

Jenna Marble's dog Mables is such a vegetable.

by Gyjggihhmm August 11, 2017