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seed sick

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When you feel naseaus or throw up after swallowing semen after giving head.
Janet got seed sick because John's cum tasted like dirt.
by lindleyharrell August 23, 2011
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seed shooter

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a girl probably doesn\t want to see your seed shooter, even in an impersonal cl ad
by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2016
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seed scene

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a particularly smutty scene in a erotica. often incorporates elements of nature- seeds, trees, etc
by zambur August 13, 2021
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Seed Sucker

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A person of color who loves to snack on the seeds of a juicy watermelon on a hot day.
Hey! What’s that seed sucker doing not working?
by DNP2003 May 16, 2023
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When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.
by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023
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A person who spits the seed of a man
Wow! She didn’t swallow, she’s a seed spitter!
by anonymous December 24, 2024
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Seed n’ Squeeze

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Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.
Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.
by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020
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