C-Section Comics

1. A webcomic with gag comics and cartoons covering important topics like how women choose their underwear, how smartphone users see each other and the various people you'd meet in urinals. It's a comic known for drawing men hairy and women with huge boobs. Also spelled csectioncomics, csection comics or just csection.

2. Comics about doctors pulling babies out of a pregnant woman's open belly instead of their vaginas

1. "Hey, did you check today's c-section comics?"
"Sure, it's my fourth favorite comic right after cyanide and happiness, the oatmeal, and ctrl-alt-del
"Fuck you"

2. "I wanted to decorate my clinic, so I printed some c-section comics and hung them up on the wall"
"You're the craziest OB-GYN I ever met"

by maili December 15, 2013

Section Eight

A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.

Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division. - Full Metal Jacket

by TaintedMustard September 11, 2004

Jailhouse C-Section

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012

Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012

comment section

Where humanity goes to die...

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???

by SantoBougé October 20, 2015

sectioned

(UK) For a person to be detained under the Mental Health Act 1983 against their will, admitted to hospital, and given treatment, if they are perceived to be a threat to themselves or others.

She was sectioned after being found wandering on the North Circular. Again.

by R_at_Splat June 2, 2005

Section Ape

1. Simians sucking at the government's teet and getting subsidized housing from hard-working tax dollars.

2. Government laws pertaining to this "social service."

Variant of Section Eight.

All the Section Ape housing around here is driving down the property values.

by taxpayerNonfreeloader August 9, 2009

nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.

We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.

by Webster April 20, 2004