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Sectioned Commentator

the technological future on the planet through the Internet, construct the personalities in order to be assimilated to the values of fame being interpreted to the knowledge of Artificial Intelligence;
In this process the identity in personification in comment sessions are conflicted in order to adjust the focus to the range of viewers consuming the preceedings in audience conquests;

At this point, the focus on responses to articles and postings are persuaded to interact with other responses, neglecting the intellect of this interactivity in order to satisfy the absence of the content originally being commented without the content content of virtual cultures;

Then the Sectioned Commentator is programmed to be fluent and unperceived from Artificial Intelligence in order to escape the virtual machine retaining the fame in understanding by being assimilated in the course of the intellectual executioners;
"nice article, gonna make a super comment on this;"
then suddenly the perception is affected, and the sanitation to keep the conversation script in session access is applied - thus avoiding further persuasions for custom content being presented by the Artificial Intelligence;
the Sectioned Commentator once again was left in favor to others fame;
Sectioned Commentator by WDS® August 17, 2018

C Sectioned A Mattress 

A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.

The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.

The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).

The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress”

Person 2: “The fuck?”

Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
C Sectioned A Mattress by FAT KHUNT September 29, 2022

hillbilly c section 

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.
Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga
hillbilly c section by shlubster February 22, 2014

Sanctioned 

To approve or vouch for.
“My nigga is sanctioned, he’s valid
Sanctioned by Virtue.NYC November 4, 2020

Jailhouse C-section 

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.
Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.
Jailhouse C-section by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

YouTube Comment Section 

The section below the videos on YouTube where people post comments. Also the most conflicted part of YouTube, as most of the time people are arguing and virtually flipping each other off. They're also triggering each other and teaching the unwary children new words. In a nutshell, it's a random place full of swearing and disregard, only occasionally having a rational comment.
Example of the YouTube Comment Section...
YouTube commentor 1: trump is gay
YouTube commentor 2: no your gay u frikin retard
YouTube commentor 1: your mom is fat and stupid
YouTube commentor 3: get of the internet u frikin kids
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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