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secretart

Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.
"Damn! Did you see the rack on their secretart???"
by Synonymous January 20, 2006
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Secretary

secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know
stewardesses = longer than secretary
by silkster October 19, 2005
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secretsbyabel

Popular instagram music page @secretsbyabel, formerly known as “theweekndshairstyle” is a music page owner but also a part-time fan page for pop/r&b artist, The Weeknd. First of all, he’s VERY sexy. he looks like a white boy, but he’s actually 3/4 mexican, and 1/4 black, believe it or not. he’s always right, and most definitely always horny. he really likes yeezus. that’s about it.
“have you seen the new secretsbyabel post?”

“yeah it made me very horny!”
by daniel13ishorny December 26, 2019
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edds.secretcacawater

One of the most random people you could ever meet
Person 1: hey! Do you know edds.secretcacawater?

Person 2: Yeah! They are pretty cool
by Junkofreakenenoshima April 18, 2021
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fairy secretary

by itsjoshhh January 19, 2010
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secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.
Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.
by Debra Powers September 25, 2006
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Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...
Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...
by Skudderz May 22, 2010
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