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2 men stand tip to tip, one circumcised and the other uncircumcised. Fold the foreskin over the other tip to form a seal. Gently rock back and forth until done.
by Supeshortys August 1, 2018
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1-Someone who believes that NFC Championships are just as valuable as Superbowl wins.
2-Someone who explains losses by claiming that their team has to play the refs in addition to the opposing team.
3-Someone from Kent who when given the team color choices of blue, white, and neon green, chooses to wear the neon green...Also, likely overweight.
4-Someone who wants the ball and is going to score.
5-Someone who believes that the reason the Seahawks weren't good in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 is because Matt Hasselbeck got hurt.
6-Someone who listens to, respects, and believes Softy Mahler is logical.
7-Someone who doesn't care about statistics.
8-Someone who gets more excited about false starts than touchdowns.
9-Someone who loses.
10-Someone who doesn't think there's any reason why the Seahawks don't go 14-2 this season.
11-Someone who has a selective memory that spans the years 2003-2007.
12-Someone who thinks they came up with the term "12th man" despite Texas A&M coining the term 55 years before Seattle had a football team.
13-Someone who calls Shaun Alexander a bum while wearing a #37 jersey.
14-Someone who refers to their players strictly by their first names.
ex)Matthew, Lofa, Julius...
1-Someone who believes that NFC Championships are just as valuable as Superbowl wins.
2-Someone who explains losses by claiming that their team has to play the refs in addition to the opposing team.
3-Someone from Kent who when given the team color choices of blue, white, and neon green, chooses to wear the neon green...Also, likely overweight.
4-Someone who wants the ball and is going to score.
5-Someone who believes that the reason the Seahawks weren't good in 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 is because Matt Hasselbeck got hurt.
6-Someone who listens to, respects, and believes Softy Mahler is logical.
7-Someone who doesn't care about statistics.
8-Someone who gets more excited about false starts than touchdowns.
9-Someone who loses.
10-Someone who doesn't think there's any reason why the Seahawks don't go 14-2 this season.
11-Someone who has a selective memory that spans the years 2003-2007.
12-Someone who thinks they came up with the term "12th man" despite Texas A&M coining the term 55 years before Seattle had a football team.
13-Someone who calls Shaun Alexander a bum while wearing a #37 jersey.
14-Someone who refers to their players strictly by their first names.
ex)Matthew, Lofa, Julius...
Seahawk fan-"We would have gone 14 and 2 if only Matthew didn't get injured."
Good Fan-"Arg, you're a real Seahawks Fan aren't you?"
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Seahawk Fan-"We would've won if it was 11 on 11... since they had the refs, it was 12 on 11."
Good Fan-"That Seahawk Fan won't stop complaining about Superbowl XL."
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Seahawk Fan-"Yeah! False start! Seahawk Fans strike again!"
Other Seahawk Fan-"We are totally the 12th man!"
Good Fan-"Arg, you're a real Seahawks Fan aren't you?"
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Seahawk Fan-"We would've won if it was 11 on 11... since they had the refs, it was 12 on 11."
Good Fan-"That Seahawk Fan won't stop complaining about Superbowl XL."
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Seahawk Fan-"Yeah! False start! Seahawk Fans strike again!"
Other Seahawk Fan-"We are totally the 12th man!"
by heyyyo! September 22, 2009
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A clear plastic tube, one gallon of milk, lube,
The first participant will insert one end of the clear plastic tube into their rectum. The second participant would then proceed to poor as much milk as possible into the rectum of participant one. Now, with participant two at a higher elevation they will insert the other end of the tube into their rectum. At this point the tube should be inserted into both anuses, and milk should still be in the colin of participant one. Now the participants will begin to change elevation so the delicious mix of fecal matter and milk will flow onto the open rectum of participant two. The participants may continue this as many times as desired, it is customary to share the used milk as a snack afterwards.
A clear plastic tube, one gallon of milk, lube,
The first participant will insert one end of the clear plastic tube into their rectum. The second participant would then proceed to poor as much milk as possible into the rectum of participant one. Now, with participant two at a higher elevation they will insert the other end of the tube into their rectum. At this point the tube should be inserted into both anuses, and milk should still be in the colin of participant one. Now the participants will begin to change elevation so the delicious mix of fecal matter and milk will flow onto the open rectum of participant two. The participants may continue this as many times as desired, it is customary to share the used milk as a snack afterwards.
last night, I saw two lesbians doing a Russian Sea-saw I still dont know if i was turned on or if I was vomiting out of distaste.
by Cole McAwsomedude III December 20, 2009
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Anonymous 3: Fuck your mother
Anonymous 4: Fuck you both
Seahawks fan: I love the Seahawks!
Anonymous 2: Fuck you
Anonymous 3: Fuck your mother
Anonymous 4: Fuck you both
Seahawks fan: I love the Seahawks!
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