Scunthorpe

Scunthorpe is a large drug den in North Lincolnshire, England. It is the administrative centre of the North Lincolnshire unitary prostitute centre, and had an estimated total 82,334 sex workers according to the 2016 census. A predominantly chav town, Scunthorpe, the United Kingdom's largest weed processing centre, is also known as the "Grass Garden Town". It is the third largest settlement for dominatrixs in Lincolnshire, after Lincoln and Grimsby. The Member of Parliament for Scunthorpe is also in support of drugs, prostitution and slavery.

I got the best shag of a chav in scunthorpe last week, got me high af.

by penisenlarger69 October 26, 2018

Scunthorpe pebbles

When a man’s testicles are firm and tight. Usually from a period of sexual abstinence that they take on the feel and appearance of pebbles from a cold Scunthorpe beach.

By ‘eck I haven’t had any in so long I’m going to end up with Scunthorpe pebbles!

by Pendles1969 September 26, 2021

Smurthism

The religion of the blue smurf cat, also known as the smurf cat.

You should convert to smurthism!

by andriemc September 24, 2023

Smurthism

Smurthism is an internet religion started by 2 people on Discord, basically the Blue Smurf Cat is the God in this religion.

Person 1: So you are a Smurthist?
Person 2: Yes, Do you want to be a part of Smurthism?

by Mr. OskarTheNub October 4, 2023

Scunthorpe

A shit hole full of inbreds who's football team has a shit ground.

In Hull's KC shadow.

Why have we got loads of injuries.
The ref was biassed.
We're so hard done by.
Moan, moan, fucking moan.

by Tigershark760 January 16, 2004

scuthered

when your so drunk all other people can hear comming from you mouth is verbal diahorrea and some times diahorrea from your ass

i was in the shoe with jimmy neutron so give me a kiss....

jesus your scuthered... and your pants are dirty too

by eoiny dan January 13, 2009

Scunthorpe

An awful place in North Lincolnshire. Likely to get shanked up but Scunny Firm. Only go here to be able to say you went to sCUNThorpe.

Davide: yo bro I'm off Scunthorpe this weekend for the football match.
Ferdinand: don't get thanked up my man
Serga: shut up Ferdinand, you are one big sCUNThorpe
Ferdinand: sorry my g

by jewelsarelovely March 9, 2020