scrunchie on the gear stick

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

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flesh scrunchie

The anus.

Her flesh scrunchie was so appetizing I had to toss her salad.

by TallulahTinyTot November 1, 2015

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Felix_scrunchie_sunshine

Felix_scrunchie_sunshine is a tiktoker, she uses she/her pronouns. She post many random things about kpop!

Omg you follow Felix_scrunchie_sunshine too?!

by No sana no life March 16, 2021

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Earned that red scrunchie

Means to take a position of power from the former power holder and to join them in hell

“Girl you Earned that red scrunchie, now join Heather in hell.”

by Musicalanimesimp January 15, 2022

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Spunchies

The somewhat infrequent but intense urge to eat while spun out on various mind altering substances of choice.

Yo, I gotta get a falafel and a lemonade. I've got the spunchies like a mother fucker.

by wnchels November 30, 2009

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National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On September 24 you have to give your scrunchie to a guy....skskskskskskksk..and I oop..sksksks

Oh you don’t have a Scrunchie, well here you can have one of mine sksksksksk

It’s okay to wear my scrunchie on National Give a Guy Your Scrunchie Day tehe skskskskskskksks and i oop just not my hydroflask

by Emonatti September 23, 2019

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