apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

scumping

The act of laying a bed of toilet paper on a lavatory seat due to chronic concern about personal hygiene

by Bad Bear June 6, 2003

turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

sculpin

A sculpin is a small salt water or freshwayer fish that has needles at the top of its head and is attracted to urine and usually lodges itself inside urinary outlets ex:penis, anus

Dude! I went to the amazon and i got a sculpin stuck up my ass

by Acam April 20, 2006

Fart Sculpting

The act of sculpting a fart into an object, weapon, or other destructive device with intentions of harming the farter with it.

Billy: *Lifts ass to aim fart at Johnny* "lol I just pwned you"

Johnny begins fart sculpting *Takes Billies fart mid flight and shapes it into a fart RPG, which he then fires back at Billy*

by Felixbfk November 7, 2010

scalping

1) Going up to Scalp Ave. in Richland and trying to get chicks
2) The act of removing the scalp from a defeated enemy in combat. happened to that poor British guy in Last of the Mohegans

*john* hey you whant to go Scalping?!
*flake* sure!!
*smay* hells yea!!!!!!!
*Anthony* *yells loudly and pulls a knife out and leeps at john*

by KingToney September 28, 2007

Scalping

The act of whipping the tip off an incoming turd to where the toilet paper has the head of the shit

I thought I was done until I began to wipe and totally scalped the second turd. Accidental bathroom scalping

by Bishop Gains December 15, 2014