scrooge

a miserable person. a person who is unwilling to give. stingy person.

he's such a scrooge

by eH? March 17, 2003

Scroon juice

A mix of raccoon and scraps of lettuce mixed in a blender. Packed with protein.

Dude scroon juice is so damn good, I could run all day thanks to it.

by T_dono09 December 6, 2018

Scrooginess

Developed from the word Scrooge after the christmas character who hated all things Christmas. Scrooginess is a state of being like a "Scrooge" Kill Joy, mean spirited, wet blanket, fun burglar, downer, character when proclaiming personal distaste for anything based on the Christmas holiday theme.

Sorry can't bring myself to watch Will Farrel...... ick! But you go right ahead and Enjoy!
Scrooginess has been demonstrated in the above comments posted on the public forum facebook and pertains to the posting, "I love the movie Elf" in which Will Farrel has the lead role.

by Albekerke Winchester November 28, 2009

Scrooge Mcfuck

Scrooge Mcfuck is a sex act in which you get a large sum of cash and have intense, vigorous sex on top of it. It is usually used for people who have a money fetish or a fetish for people with a lot of money.

Rich Guy: What do you ant to do tonight sweetie?
Gold Digger: Let's open up your safe and Scrooge Mcfuck until we have a stroke!
Rich Guy: Fuck Yeah!

by That good punani August 11, 2017

scoofer

see blunt and joint for detailed info.

A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.

"Hurry up and roll the scoofer. everyone is waiting."

"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"

"You owe me a scoofer for last night."

by Jason Thomas Adams May 5, 2008

scroogle

combination of "screwed" and "google"
usually the expression used when using google maps and they give you wrong directions for the place you searched.

SCROOGLE! I was late to my daughter's basketball game because google sent me to the wrong address!

by sliderxuk January 23, 2008

scoof

A "dumbass" or idiot.
A funny or shady character.

You are such a scoof!
Wow, that hobo over there is quite the scoof.

by Frank Guidice May 28, 2006