Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings
Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings
Daughter : it wasn't me
Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings
Daughter : it wasn't me
Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS
by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018
Get the SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS mug.The act of schootching is unique to beautiful princesses and cheeky norrells. It is an intimate act of closeness, in no way 'playa-like' and requires co-operation of both parties.
Norrells will never schootch with anyone other than princesses, certainly not randoms.
Some people compare schootching with cootching, but its far better.
Often people cootch for the sake of it, especially males, and usually they count down while doing this, generally for a period of 20 seconds or less.
Schootching on the otherhand is not limited by time, as Norrells are (secretly) sensitive people, happy to schootch wherever, whenever, and for however long princesses like.
Norrells will never schootch with anyone other than princesses, certainly not randoms.
Some people compare schootching with cootching, but its far better.
Often people cootch for the sake of it, especially males, and usually they count down while doing this, generally for a period of 20 seconds or less.
Schootching on the otherhand is not limited by time, as Norrells are (secretly) sensitive people, happy to schootch wherever, whenever, and for however long princesses like.
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by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010
Get the Scratching Post mug.the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.
Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.
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a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.
b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.
b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.
person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..
person a) roflmao
person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..
person a) roflmao
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Get the Scrooching mug.The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.
Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?
Ringo: Why, what happened?
Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...
Ringo: Why, what happened?
Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...
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