scroataboat

I kid who is either awful at everything he does, doesn't give you snacks when you ask for them or is a lame person in general

derived from scrotum

Zack: Hit me up with some of your graham crackers

Cam: I will if you give me a free Juul
Zack: your such a scroataboat

by GHETTO_SCROTABOAT January 25, 2018

Sweet scrotal milk

The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.

Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!

by JangleDangle June 13, 2018

Scrotal Justice

The often genitally violent karmic results of your naughtiness. Those with unbalanced Chodal Karma must be purged with forceful propulsion of limbs towards the happy sack.

Scrotal Justice is enforced by the Scrotal Infantry who use Scrotal Violence as authorized by the Scrotal Magistrate.

Mr. Jones put on steel-toed boots in preparation to exact scrotal justice on his target offender.

by Nunonbreak November 4, 2006

Scrotal Mullet

Unshaven genital region on a male.

I wanted to give him a hummer, but the douchebag had a scrotal mullet.

by Debit One September 10, 2005

scrotalingus

The act of having ones balls licked and fondled in a pleasurable way.

"I'll trade you analingus for some scrotalingus."

"Rodney gives the best scrotalingus!!"

by General Genitalia July 6, 2004

Scrotal Sap

A white, salty substance created in the scrotum. The sap can be harvested by pumping on the trunk of the scotum. If the sap is not harvested for long periods of time it is sometimes secreted while the host of the scrotum is dormant.

When we finished up I blew my scrotal sap in her face.

by itsascrnnam July 6, 2009

scrotally

similar to totally, but with a scrotal factor.

dude, that performance was scrotally stupid.

man, lets get some beer.
scrotally.

dude, is that guy a homo?
scrotally.

you are scrotally infected with herpes.
i know.

by hoboman September 12, 2003