Scatologist

An individual who studies and examines shit.

Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013

Fart Scratch

When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.

It takes mastery to fart scratch in public without detection.

by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019

Belly Scratcher

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.

Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.

by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010

Scranton Tartar Sauce

A sexual act that occurs when a man ejaculates into a dusty box fan and creates a chunky white substance that covers his partner

A mischievous smile crossed his face as he saw it there in the corner. The box fan in his room hadn't been cleaned for months. Long dusty tendrils hung from its blades like jungle vines. By the end of the night his date would be covered in Scranton tartar sauce.

by DickFingerDave June 1, 2017

from scratch

From the beginning

I had to do the project from scratch.

by albaniangal June 8, 2009

tis but a scratch

A term used by tough people who are severally wounded but want to maintain there tough image.

Hey you just flew out the window after the car crash and your head is cracked open

It's okay tis but a scratch.

by Hampto July 1, 2016

chicken scratch

Incredibly messy handwriting that is nearly impossible to read. Usually the only person who can read it is the person that wrote it. Sometimes not even they can read it after a while. The writing looks like the footprints and/or scratches chickens leave in the dirt hence the name.

"Dude what the fuck did you write here?! I can't read this damn chicken scratch worth shit!"

by IceWarm June 21, 2004