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uncle sampsonite

This nigga will rape anyone and anything, i mean he is amazingly horny 24/7.
"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"
by PapaLewy January 27, 2017
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Sampson

Slang for weed aka marijuana. Originating from the movie "Half Baked" Starring Dave Chappelle
"You want to talk to Sampson?"
"How's Samspon doing?"
"Bitch you know what i want... I want to talk to Sampson!"
by 40oz-Warriors July 18, 2008
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homer sampson

homer sampson is the dank version of homer simpson
by homer sampson312 November 13, 2018
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scramption

A cute, little person whose hand fits perfectly in yours.

Fills your heart with love and your life with happiness! Most beautiful person you could imagine, both inside and out. Very intelligent, great sense of humour and fun to be around!

If you're lucky enough to find one, don't ever let them go.
She's the most beautiful little scramption I've ever seen!
by Wafflefish November 4, 2015
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gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.
Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008
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Sampson

a crazy, often reckless individual who may possess a dulled sense of pain and lacks shame in their actions; Occasionally has a ridiculous last name
Number 1: "Did you guys see that dude jump off that building!?"
Number 2: "Yeah, he was probably a Sampson."
by ZZss4320 December 28, 2008
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Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them
Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson
by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021
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