scorched

to be intoxicated to the point where you can't be anymore messed up without passing out. Synonyms: Drunk, fucked up, trashed, blazed, melted, stoned, malted, smashed, half dead.

me: Yo did you like drinking that steel reserve after that phattie?
josh: word man, im scorched

by youchoose January 1, 2004

smotched

Broken, damaged, screwed, munted, fucked.

The city was smotched by a massive earthquake.

by sticky little fingers July 7, 2011

Scotchdick

Pouring any type of Scotch Whisky on male genitalia.

Dar gave Bran a wicked case of Scotchdick last night!

by Randoasdas January 30, 2014

scorched earth

characterized by utilizing all methods of legal research, including but not limited to secondary sources, digests, headnotes, terms and connectors, etc.

It seems as if you've under-utilized some important legal research tools; remember, you need to use a scorched earth research strategy thereby covering all your bases.

by Section L & M May 3, 2011

scorched porch

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

by the law September 4, 2006

scotchegging

To shoot your jism onto your partners breasts,then empty the contents of an ashtray over them!

Iain-"Do you fancy a scotchegging tonight darling?"
Julie-"No thanks but maybe bukkake"
Iain-Ock Aye The Noo

by Terry Nutkins September 9, 2003

scorched rail

When you've had soo much sex your member looks like a bbq'd weenie

"Man, I had soo much tail this weekend my dick looks like a scorched rail"

by Brent Hart April 5, 2007