Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad August 28, 2015

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Scorched Yatler

A yatler who is on drugs and is so hot that their skin turns a brownish-orange.

Terrorist-I'm so hot I think im a scorched yatler now.

by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018

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scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.

Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.

by B. Kendall February 15, 2005

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Scrat-Scorch

A term used in ‘Southpoint State’ where someone would dies to flaming molotov, this was originally taken from an event where a mutant named ‘Scrat’ gets hit by a flaming molotov and fucking dies.

Random Mutant on Fire: OH GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING DIE
Some other Mutant: I swear to god this better not be another fucking Scrat-Scorch…

by Jesse Lester March 11, 2022

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Scorched Connelly

An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.

The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.

A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.

"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."

by BelieveAnything January 20, 2014

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