scorch muffin

spray a girls ass and tits with axe body spray. light it on fire and fuck her

scorch muffin that bitch

by bustynutsack1234 July 6, 2009

Scorch muffins

n. a state or being which results when the rectum releases volcanic or searing excrement.

i.e. your ass cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.

"Dude, I ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so I had to drop a deuce and now I have major scorch muffins."

by Hans Olmaicok and Peter Beter December 19, 2008

Scorch the Earth

The act of burning (and essentially wasting) the entire surface of a fresh green bowl of dro.

Guy 1 - "Hey I loaded you a fresh bowl man, its your green"
Guy 2 - *lights fresh bowl burning EVERYTHING*
Guy 1 - "You asshole! I cant believe you ALWAYS scorch the Earth. You are fired from this friendship GET OUT."

by KCfish October 14, 2010

scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

Ass scorch

To flatuate IN another persons rear end.

Sigmund: Dag, I dropped my sock.
Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!

by Nutty Dud3 December 24, 2008