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sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.
'You have been Sconed!', 'Prepare to be Sconed', 'We WTFSconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!'
by Song March 5, 2008
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salmon scented semen sucker

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.
by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007
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scotted

Verb-past tense "scotted"

To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.

Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.
"Dude, what happened last night?", "This chick took you to her room and totally scotted you", "Yea, she loved it", "You are so pathetic"
by The Real Sloppy D March 13, 2010
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Scouted

Past events do not reoccur because of the presence of new people. The presence of something new prevents the same thing from happening that happend in the past.
"Last year we got to leave work early after our big meeting. Now that the new girl is here, we can't leave work early after the big meeting. We've been scouted!"

"Damn, you got scouted!"
by A Magillacutty June 25, 2009
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Garlic Scented Penis Cream

A special type of Penis cream that smells like Garlic.
Invented, patented, trade marked, and sold by the man who first came up with the sensational idea: Sean Wise.

Not to be confused with:
- Garlic Flavored Penis Cream
- Onion Scented Penis Cream
"Hey man why does your breath smell like garlic?"
"Oh, well Bob used some of Sean's special Garlic Scented Penis Cream and well .... you don't want to know the rest."
by Bobthemagnifacent March 3, 2008
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Scotted

The act of being vaginally penetrated by a guy called Scott.
Oh bey. I'm gonna get Scotted tonight. Scott is just so big and hot. I love him inside of me.
by Cokeheadwhore September 11, 2020
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Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.
He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator
by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017
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