damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

sconhead

Liverpool slang. A derogatory term for a person with an oddly shaped, top-heavy, deformed or poorly hair-dressed head - resembling a scone. (The correct scouse pronunciation of "scone" rhymes with "one", not "cone" which is more typical.

(Boy on a school playground to a poor victimized young chap with a misshapen head -) "SCONHEAD!!!"

by alan the wordsmith January 3, 2008

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

Scotcheroo

A tasty midwest treat, most commonly found in the great state of Iowa. Its main ingredients are: chocolate, peanut butter, cornflakes, and sugar.

Greg enjoys the crunchy peanut buttery taste of scotcheroos.

by jackfitz August 19, 2008

sconce

At certain UK universities, to force someone who falls into a specified category to drink. Often a part of formal meals and crew dates, the aim is to encourage excessive alcohol consumption. When 'sconced', those to whom the sconce applies must stand and take a large gulp of whatever alcoholic drink they are on.

"I sconce anyone who has defined sconcing on Urban Dictionary"

by haec est cicero1990 November 22, 2009

scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.

Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.

by B. Kendall February 15, 2005

Stoncher

Usually used after been at a good gig.

Also can be used to say that you are going to have a great night!

1.Kings of Leon played a stoncher tonight!
2.Its going to be a stoncher tonight lads.

by WhyNotMe? July 2, 2011