1) Noun. A small fishing boat docking out of Vietnam. Typical crew of less than 10. Mainly used in a fishing fleet or as a single family's source of income/sustenance.
2) Noun. One of the most vile sexual acts conceivable. Uniquely available only to one who's penis abruptly curves at a right angle. The male stands with his torso facing perpendicular to his companion. The receiver grabs their own ankles for support as the aggressor penetrates from the unlikely angle. Theories are abundant but the generally accepted hypothesis is that the unique vibrations created during intercourse at such an angle triggers complete and utter bowel evacuation. In any case, the Vietnamese Schooner results in egregious amounts of feces 100% of the time.
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Interestingly, it is possible to perform a Vietnamese Schooner aboard a Vietnamese Schooner. This has only been attempted twice, both times in international waters. All participants were killed instantly upon climax. The crew, captain, and refugee family stowing away in the cargo hold all died within a week showing symptoms similar to those exposed to class three radiation incorporation.
2) Noun. One of the most vile sexual acts conceivable. Uniquely available only to one who's penis abruptly curves at a right angle. The male stands with his torso facing perpendicular to his companion. The receiver grabs their own ankles for support as the aggressor penetrates from the unlikely angle. Theories are abundant but the generally accepted hypothesis is that the unique vibrations created during intercourse at such an angle triggers complete and utter bowel evacuation. In any case, the Vietnamese Schooner results in egregious amounts of feces 100% of the time.
NOTE:
Interestingly, it is possible to perform a Vietnamese Schooner aboard a Vietnamese Schooner. This has only been attempted twice, both times in international waters. All participants were killed instantly upon climax. The crew, captain, and refugee family stowing away in the cargo hold all died within a week showing symptoms similar to those exposed to class three radiation incorporation.
1) Eric really enjoyed his semester abroad in Vietnam, he learned a lot helping his host family aboard their Vietnamese schooner.
2) While abroad, Eric had a really shitty time after he consummated with a Vietnamese prostitute whom recommended they try a Vietnamese Schooner after she saw the angle of his dangle.
2) While abroad, Eric had a really shitty time after he consummated with a Vietnamese prostitute whom recommended they try a Vietnamese Schooner after she saw the angle of his dangle.
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A. Introduced in the 1950s, Schooner is a popular Maritime lager. Unique ester properties from special lager yeast and a special blend of North American hops deliver a clean, smooth taste. Schooner beer was named after the famous sailing ship the Bluenose II which was owned by the Oland family.
B. Party tard grab one of my Schooner out da fridge!
B. Party tard grab one of my Schooner out da fridge!
A. Ummmmm....Beer.
B. "Yo! you best slap dat back in da sucka face, fore I bust a cap in your silly ass dome!"
B. "Yo! you best slap dat back in da sucka face, fore I bust a cap in your silly ass dome!"
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The word "Scooney" is a word from the middle east, used to describe a woman of rare mesmerizing beauty. This word is also used to describe a woman of much beauty, that has multiple nationalities. The word became most popular in the middle east, around the early 1800s. It is said to have come from the middle eastern country of Lebanon. It is considered a great honor to be called such a name, and isn't said lightly. In Arabic form, the word scooney, is spelled similar to gorgeous.
Arabic Example:إن جمال المرأة هو الأكثر نادرة ، فهي أكثر من رائع ، انها منظمة شانغهاى للتعاون الناي
(which means 'That woman's beauty is most rare, she is more than gorgeous, she is scooney.")
French Example: "Elle est simplement scooney."
(which means "She is simply scooney.")
English Example: "I have never seen any woman so beautiful in my entire life, she is beyond beautiful, she is scooney."
(which means 'That woman's beauty is most rare, she is more than gorgeous, she is scooney.")
French Example: "Elle est simplement scooney."
(which means "She is simply scooney.")
English Example: "I have never seen any woman so beautiful in my entire life, she is beyond beautiful, she is scooney."
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has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.
has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.
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