actually i spelled it wrong first too...
me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?
shizophrenia?
larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?
shizophrenia?
larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010
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Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia
by Jrod0708 June 24, 2010
Get the Shower Schizophrenia mug.Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.
by ginerous and loving. January 14, 2011
Get the Asshole Schizophrenia mug.A severe and chronic mental disorder characterised by many serious psychological symptoms, not least psychosis (delusions, hallucinations, paranoia), fragmented thought processes, grossly disorganised speech and behaviour and social withdrawal.
by Doc_B April 13, 2015
Get the Schizophrenia mug.A neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by positive symptoms (hallucinations, delusions and disorganized thought and speech) and by negative symptoms (deficiencies in experiencing pleasure or motivation).
The disorder usually develops in late adolescence or early adulthood, the time when the brain fully matures.
Treatment includes antipsychotics, which usually have a large effect on symptoms, however compliance is usually poor due to their severe side effects. Cognitive function usually does not improve with treatment, and is a major source of disability.
Heritability is estimated to be about 80%. Genetic studies implicate general neurodevelopmental pathways, and especially sperm function, the immune system, DNA repair and synaptic development. Environmental factors include problems during pregnancy, advanced parental age, childhood adversity, an urban environment, cannabis use in childhood or adolescence and addiction to alcohol or stimulants.
Complications include suicide (about 5%), uncemployment (about 85%) and social isolation.
About 0.5% of people suffer from schizophrenia.
The disorder usually develops in late adolescence or early adulthood, the time when the brain fully matures.
Treatment includes antipsychotics, which usually have a large effect on symptoms, however compliance is usually poor due to their severe side effects. Cognitive function usually does not improve with treatment, and is a major source of disability.
Heritability is estimated to be about 80%. Genetic studies implicate general neurodevelopmental pathways, and especially sperm function, the immune system, DNA repair and synaptic development. Environmental factors include problems during pregnancy, advanced parental age, childhood adversity, an urban environment, cannabis use in childhood or adolescence and addiction to alcohol or stimulants.
Complications include suicide (about 5%), uncemployment (about 85%) and social isolation.
About 0.5% of people suffer from schizophrenia.
The mathematician John Nash had schizophrenia.
by category December 22, 2020
Get the schizophrenia mug.Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
by P0lybius July 29, 2023
Get the Internet Schizophrenia mug.A slanderous term used by psychiatrist who where practicing eugenics and considered the disabled the schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life whom were paronoid and frantic
While being exterminated by treatment
While being exterminated by treatment
Paranoid schizophrenic is defined as a disabled person who is paranoid and frantic because they smell gas on the ramps to the treatment chamber
by Shazamhammer1 February 23, 2021
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