schwartza

A Yiddish term that American Jews use to call a black person a "nigger" without them knowing. It is extremely derogatory

Dad, why did you call Kobe Bryant a dumb schwartza when he hit the winning shot against us?

by Ahomes23 May 11, 2008

Schwartzmas

The time of the year that may or may not coincide with christmas. But instead of boring gifts you give the gift of actor Jason Schwartzman's movies.

Person A: happy Schwartzmas! i got you a collection of Wes Anderson films!
Person B: MERRY SCHWARTZMAS TO ALL!

by icandefinestuffsotakethat December 4, 2011

Schwartzando

A musical term that is similar to a sforzando. Signals to get loud and then soft quickly with sudden accent and attack.

Ross: hi mr schwartzando!
Randall: what's up man?
Ross: getting loud then soft quickly! Super force!

by Shsmixer98 November 17, 2013

Going for Schwartz

It is basically growing a pair and declaring that you're finally going to make a move on the girl that you want. Also a code so no one knows who the fuck you're talking about in order to avoid suspicion.

Travis: Dude when are you going for Schwartz?
Paul: ah shit dude....we'll see when I ask her to formal.

by ShoeniceXx December 5, 2014

i see your schwartz is as big as mine

the size of the boy genetal

person 1: i see your schwartz is as big as mine
person 1: let's see how well you... handle it

by dark _helmet January 11, 2020

Schwartz

The Schwartz is the greater magic, a power that ties all living things. It originated in the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, a Star Wars/Star Trek spoof film. It is a direct replica of The Force, only with the name changed for copyright reasons. The keeper of The Schwartz is a short man living on a desert planet named Yogurt. The Schwartz swords are mearly generated in the position for comedic purposes and are not "penis powered".

HELMET: Yogurt. Yogurt. I hate Yogurt. Even with strawberries.
SANDURZ: I'll call the attack squad, sir.
HELMET: No, we can't go in there. Yogurt has the Schwartz. It's far too powerful.
SANDURZ: But, sir, your ring. Don't you have the Schwartz, too?
HELMET: No, he got the up-side. I got the down-side. You see, there's two kinds of every Schwartz.

LONE STARR: But you're the one...
YOGURT: Yes. I am the keeper of a greater magic. A power known throughout the universe, known as...
BARF: The force?
YOGURT: No. The Schwartz.

by TheShadow April 27, 2006

Schwartzie

the act of getting a chubby (not having a full hard on) and proceeding to have sex with a female. Furthermore after 5 seconds of penetration, the ejaculation process begins.

Sach- Hey you wanna fuck?

Shmel- Yeah, only if you give me the Schwartzie.

by Beatheny August 9, 2010