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Schumer

From the name of the unfunny commedian Amy Schumer, it indicates someone who is not funny but still tries to make people laugh, without success, and whose technique consists in repeating words like "pussy" and "vagina" hundreds of times and stealing jokes.
Amy : "Pussyyyy, vagina, you should have died instead of your friend..."
Person: What a Schumer. Boooo
by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020
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schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.
Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.
by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021
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Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when an individual makes an unfunny remark or joke- That of something Amy Schumer would make.
Teacher: What is the day today?
Person#1: Febuary 11th
Person #2:SCHUMER HUMOUR!!!!
by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021
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Schumers

An emotion between happy and shocked
I was so Schumers when I found out that I’m Arab
by Imamamam January 24, 2023
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Schumer

a person of the Jewish persuasion who argues everything will be okay if we just let the Nazis have their way
You're just gonna roll over like that... what a Schumer!
by SoylentGrin March 14, 2025
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