schutzed

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.

Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!

by sirensacappella March 12, 2011

schultes

a peroson who likes to show off their forearms and other muscular body parts, especially to women.

Schultes showed them last nite.

by beastly man December 6, 2006

Schultz

"The shit," awesome.

Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!

by Banana Burger April 11, 2009

megan schultz

Stefani Schultz's younger, less-hot yet beautiful sister

Whoa I would rather look like either Megan Schultz or Stefani than myself any day!

by she who rox your sox April 29, 2011

Novalee Schultz

the one person in your life that you cannot live without; a loved one, someone very special to you

"I think I'm going to ask Katrina to marry me."
"Why? You've only known her for 5 days..."
"Because, she's my Novalee Schultz"

by Christoph Magnus January 4, 2012

Schultz

Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.

Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.

by a weekend of vampires May 22, 2013

Schulte Virus

A virus contracted after having sex with a male with the last name of Schulte. After breaking up or not seeing each other the woman will go on a whoring rampage to get the same satisfaction she received from the Schulte, only to be disappointed.

After contracting the Schulte virus Jennifer began to find people to satisfy her sexual desires, only to be dissapointed. She slept with her new boyfriend, her boyfriend's brother and sister, and a number of others. Her reputation soon spread and she became known as the town bicycle. She soon dropped out of high school, got pregnant, and married a low life bum.

by gebrangoodboy November 22, 2011