Schoolcare

Largest entitlement program in the United States, its primary purpose is the storage of children whose parents are unwilling to raise and educate them. Often called by the misnomer "public education". Many people mistakenly believe that the monitors, aka "teachers", actually educate the children while they are there, despite class sizes that clearly demonstrate that the monitor's influence is a relatively small percentage.

Parental at the beginning of summer break: "School is out. Oh no! What am I going to do with them all summer? They misbehave SO much when they're bored, it's just impossible. I'd rather be at work."

Parental at the end of summer: "Thank God the kids are back in schoolcare! I am SO glad, I just can't stand them being home all summer!"

Parental to homeschooling parent: "Oh, I could never do that. Mine are in schoolcare; I wouldn't want to be around them that much."

by jadedbluerose June 24, 2013

schoologist

People who study schoology. They also speak facts all day everyday, especially on the bus.

Ava was sitting next to me on the bus speaking facts. She is def a schoologist.

by anonymous February 17, 2022

SCHOOLGAMERS0011

losers that post videos on yt in school

i was watching SCHOOLGAMERS0011 in school

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

Urban Schooling

The act of looking up shit on urbandictionary.com in school (usual in 4th period science class)

Hey look, those dickheads are Urban Schooling.

by Zapar496 November 11, 2017

Schoolmare

schoolmare (n) a frightening or unpleasant dream about an upcoming teaching lesson (usually the lesson you will teach tomorrow).

Last night, Eddie had a schoolmare about his upcoming lesson about poetic devices.

by Mr. Lopez January 27, 2009

Schoolfield Cafe

A way cool 60's rock cafe in the historical district of Schoolfield in Danville, VA with slammin food!!

what is the coolest place in virginia to eat ? answer Schoolfield Cafe

by Hippiechick29 May 10, 2011

Schoology

School, but it's easier and safer to skip.

Hope: I heard that Alex is skipping schoology again.
Jenna: It's not a big deal, they can just do the work later. The teachers probably won't even notice.

by Willow Chair September 28, 2020