scrocks

The deodorizing man part hammock that allows uranus to be a safe sanctuary.

My balls are sweating like crazy, I'm glad I have my Scrocks on.

Do you know if they sell Scrocks at Sears?

by Your mom's favorite child May 27, 2010

bum shocks

bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son

Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)

by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

Shockscare

A Shockscare is the basic wimp out scare used in horror movies and haunted houses, so as to not actually work for a scare. Typically this scare will cause audience members to shriek and/or jump.

1.A clown pops out of nowhere.

2.A zombie popping out of nowhere.

I.e. "That movie wasn't scary at all just a bunch of shockscares after another!"

by Tixetotheexit May 31, 2007

shocks

Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.

Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH

by M-to-tha-arko July 2, 2008

Shockspam

To spam shocking images such as gore.

Anyone who stoops so low as to shockspam a forum is an idiot.

by Sunioncarrot11 August 15, 2015

Shockswift hair

Like the most lovely thing u will see in this word even better than sex and thicc curves like pokimane.

Did u see Shockswift hair its better than that girl last night.

by Smugboyieie January 6, 2019

Schocking

Sarcastic way of saying shocking.

1:"1+1=2 yk?"
2:"Oh WoW hOw ScHoCkInG"

by MB's bf April 13, 2022