Schooting

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.

Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?

by HippityHoppityKosovoIsSerbia February 20, 2018

half shacking

Living together under the same roof part-time.

No girl, we're not really living together. We are only half shacking.

by @kdhaynes April 21, 2009

No Schooling

Learn as you go, as opposed to homeschooling there is no curriculum.

I was thinking about home schooling my child, but will be No Schooling instead, because who really needs algebra.

by MsFox November 2, 2013

Asian Schooling Standards

The Asian Schooling Standards go above and beyond the typical western grading Scale. The passing grade of the western standard is ye ole C-. With Asians however. A- is the lowest that is rarely accepted by the species known as the tiger mum. Any less than that and it is certain death by starvation. If you are asian you know. if you are western pray for thankfulness.

Tiger Muma: B+? B PLUSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH BY KATANA. YOU FAIL THE ANCIENT ASIAN SCHOOLING STANDARDS

Failure of an Asian: I got a B+. I have dishonoured myself, my family, my cow and my chickens.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

shacking

verb:
1. the act of taking a massive shit and jacking off at the same time, not necessarily while the shit is still coming out
2. to build a grand shack
3. to get smacked in the bathroom

1. I was shacking and shacked all over the stall door!
2. I'm shacking right now, can you get me some more wood?
3. Angelo was shacking yesterday, the wanker.

by leechu September 16, 2018

Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.

Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.

by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018

In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.

dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!

by TV CAR May 30, 2010