Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019

Schnacking

It's when a girl pinches the tip of your dick so all the jizz all shoots at her face.

Honey, I love Schnacking

by Batspiderman February 6, 2015

Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.

Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.

by Eodjuan April 23, 2009

schnookling

necking. mostly between BBGs and AZAs at regional BBYO events

"Did you hear that David and Leah were schnookling during Chofesh?"

by bbg1233 March 12, 2004

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?
yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

hey I just sniffed that hot chicks bicycle seat.

I didn't know you were a snorker.

did you see who rode up on that stingray?
you mean the one with the high rise handlebars and the banana seat?
yes I did, and she was mighty fine. I snorked that banana seat like right now!
wow, you are the snorkmaster.

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

schnooking

when a guy cums in a girls mouth when she sucks his dick then she spits it in his mouth before he eats her out. also known as the cum triangle

We were schnooking for so long last night.
He's such a schnooks!
Fuck isoceles, im all about the schnooks.

by babiigurl10002 March 7, 2009