Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

schtoopid

The act of being so stupid that the person calling you on your stupidity can't handle using real words anymore. Much like talking to a cat.

Way to pass English class... schtoopid....

by Jason Rapps December 3, 2007

Schpoople

A sport where the objective is to knock the other player down with a ball and stomp on another ball

"dont be sad peter thats why its called schpoople"

by Easan Portman January 13, 2009

Schnookums

A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...

Charlotte is such a schnookums! That's all she is!

by And September 20, 2003

Schnoo's Corollary

Schnoo's Corollary: The first person to invoke the name of Stalin in an argument (outside of a discussion of Russian history or politics) should be immediately sent to the gulag.

Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.

by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007

schmoopie

1. Affectionate nickname for your significant other.

2. A couple who is overly cute and affectionate towards each other. They often display more than one of the following characteristics ad nauseam; head on others shoulder or lap, multiple smooches to the face, Eskimo kisses, rubbing or petting each other, embracing, coddling, whispering, staring longingly into each others eyes, cooing, hand-holding, and calling each other pet names such as schmoopie. They are often unaware of the disgust of those around them.

Despite being their eskimo kisses and entangled arms and legs, they denied being schmoopie.

by Schwanz mit Ohren June 9, 2005

Schnooking

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.

I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.

by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011