Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

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Homeless schnoodle

The act of schnoodling with a homeless person while using a toilet paper tube and baked beans.

While at the Jersey shore I witnessed two men doing the homeless schnoodle, the sound was like pulling a duck from the mud.

by Bigtoasty66 July 29, 2021

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Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.

Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"

by Andy Wallwork April 3, 2008

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schniken schniden schnoodle

a word that sounds german

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.

by Holly October 11, 2003

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Stupid Schnoodle

Something you call your friend if he is a schnoodle and has been stupid from time to time.

Are you a stupid schnoodle? I think you're really dumb.

by John Cena081 August 12, 2017

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Also known as "schnoodle!" or "oh my schnoodle" or "schnoodle my poodle" the child that made this phrase goes to a Christian school,where cursing is INNAPROPRIATE, so, he made this excellent phrase to calm his anger.

Definition:A word used when suprised,angry,or just a random word to say.

Synonyms: Poop! Snap! Aw shucks!

Bobby:jumps out of the bushes
Cameron: Oh Schnoodle! *starts crying*
Bobby: I didnt mean to scare you that bad...
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by thechristianuser February 12, 2020

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