David Schmitt

Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.

GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*

by BCloverr August 4, 2010

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schnitzengruben

A large German sausage.

More Schnitzengruben?

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!

by Lizard March 10, 2004

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fo shitzel my schnitzel

But of course, my friend of Pan-Germanic descendancy.

German Man: Das ist gut!
American Man: Fo' shitzel my schnitzel!

by GefallenGoethe October 16, 2003

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schnatter

n. An excessively impacted bowel movement which produces painful anal fissures when voided.

"My Doctor informed me the problem was most likely schnatter related due to complications arising from bad pizza and a crappy health plan."

by slagitor November 1, 2013

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schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

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