Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

Schniedel

German word for penis.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Schnickenrickenfracken

A mumbled phrase that is quietly uttered by someone displaying semi-humourous mild displeasure or minor annoyance.

Probably inspired by animated dog anti-hero Muttley. His annoyance at never being awarded a medal in Catch The Pigeon was displayed by a similar sulky outburst.

Nap: "Morning gorgeous, do you fancy coffee in bed?

Jo: "Awww good shit babe - that'd be super-spunky! Waaah - I've got no milk though!

Nap: "No probs honey, I'll nip out and pick some up from the shop... schnickenrickenfracken..."

by Nap August 11, 2004

Nick Schild Ball

An extremely conservative style of play utilized in sports games to maximize the chances of victory. Typically associated with players who "milk the clock" or minimize passing the ball while ahead.

Dude, why you gotta play that Nick Schild ball? Just snap the ball and get on it with it already. Running is for pussies.

by Van Patton January 11, 2009

schmillion

1. more than alot.
2. a prefix for some words.

1. "he has like a schmillion pairs of those jeans"
2. "i wish i was schmillion-lingual"

by twotimesfour December 17, 2005

schnickerdoodle

Anus, asshole

After eating jalapeños, I got ring sting on my schnickerdoodle!

by Renegro.de.AnthonyNM December 3, 2020

schnide

A scoreless, hitless or winless streak. A team or player gets off the schnide when the streak is broken.

After starting the season 0-5, the Raiders got off the schnide with a win over the Cardinals.

by j-nine October 30, 2006