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schneider 

Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so it is someone who lives in Germany.. and is trying to make a living by making shoes while running away from the nazi's in the shoes they have made. it is also someone who knows how to pronounce many consonants in a row in a single word, without sounding like a dumbass
Taylor means shoe-maker in English, and Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so sucks if your name is Taylor Schneider

Schneider is pronounced SHHHHneider....NOT ssssssneider
schneider by SOMEONEschneider April 3, 2008
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Schneider's Chorrea 

Characterized by delayed neurological development, behavioral dis-regulation and intellectual retardation - Schneider's Chorea is a form of heavy metal toxemia resulting from consuming water sources controlled by criminally corrupt public or political office holders.
The city of Flint is struggling with an epidemic of Schneider's Chorrea.

Schneider 

A smart tall handsom black boy with a big D and glasses only gets as and bs in class
omg schneider is so hot
Schneider by janiola November 5, 2018

Schneider egg 

Schneider egg

It’s a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape
There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio
Schneider egg by Sailingtrucker December 24, 2022

Barking Schneider 

A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
Barking Schneider by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013

Max Schneider 

The dude from the 2012 Nickelodeon movie “Rags”
Hey, Grayson did ya watch “Rags “last night? I love the actor Max Schneider, he’s kinda cute 🖤

Chocolate Schneider 

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit
My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider
Chocolate Schneider by Riley85 April 23, 2022