Chocolate Schneider 

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit

My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider

Chocolate Schneider by Riley85 April 23, 2022

Schneider egg 

Schneider egg

It’s a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape

There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio

Schneider egg by Sailingtrucker December 24, 2022

rob schneider 

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

rob schneider by krowkneeklay December 11, 2011

Schneider-muffin 

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.

"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"

Schneider-muffin by Miss Malice December 14, 2008

Signature Schneider 

A push from the victim of dui,fat,and stupid jokes to the one making the jokes.

After I asked Adam if he could give me ride home. I said" Oh wait, you can't drive." He then gave me the Signature Schneider

Signature Schneider by Mike Douglar November 25, 2007

A Schneider Mustache 

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".

"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."

A Schneider Mustache by p.smitty March 23, 2010

Schneider 

A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.

Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.

Schneider by lilbuddha August 16, 2011