schmuber

The amazingly talented, super sexy, huge dick sober friend you call when you need a ride home after a night of drinking. He will probably tell you to fuck off and call a cab.

I got hammered and called schmuber, he told me to pound sand and call a cab

by 3merlin3 October 12, 2017

schlotter

A giant sensitive weirdo

Oh great the Schlotter is back east

by Spurs fan September 24, 2016

SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.

I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"

by PhantomPhan June 16, 2006

schmittered

The act of getting fucking hammered.

I'm totally gonna get schmittered this weekend!

by schlittered103 September 12, 2017

Schmatter

to be hit by a train in the middle of a baseball game.

Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!

by FalloutAve October 8, 2021

Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011