schmuffs

someone you are very close to e.g. your best friend.

good night schmuffs! love you!

by mufasa2012 August 4, 2010

schmuffeled

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph

Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.

by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006

Schmarf

anything at all
noun, verb, adjective, etc

I just schmarfed my pants.

by Seth Schmarfson January 30, 2012

schmurda

BOBBY

bobby schmurda is a hot nigga

by NAISD October 8, 2014

Schmurple

when you cant find a word to describe something.

You see something and say; ie.What the hell is that? You would say that is 'Schmurple'.

by Tracy Stimson May 6, 2008

schmarffigate

to scrape the yellow stuff off of scharff's teeth and then use it as a lubricant

hold on a second, i need to schmarffigate

by erik scharff December 15, 2008

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008