Schmucker

Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.

Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater

If you shot a deer in someone else's stand or area, you are a schmucker.

by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Schmuckette

A person that always takes your pens or pencils

Can you stop being a schmuckette and give me back my pencil?

by Oxen December 14, 2022

Fuckel Schmuckel

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.

"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."

by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022

Carol Schmucker

Carol Schmucker

Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...

Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.

Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.

by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025