schlott

A spray of fecal matter, usually caused by diarrhea, that coats the back wall of the toilet bowl.

Dude, don't use that stall! Someone schlotted the hell out of the toilet.

by Mishnel December 8, 2006

schmootie

Anything you want it to mean. Mainly another word for people. You choose the context you want to use it in

"That's his schmootie." That's his girlfriend
"Look at these schmooties" Look at all of these people

by Deacon Fam June 3, 2008

Schmutt

A Jewish mixed breed dog who is somtimes grumpy .......

My dog is being such a Schmutt today, It is snowing outside and he wants to go out and play in the snow.

by jjwhite0222 December 19, 2009

schmoot

Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.

Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

Schmoitus

A taint massage.

Last night Susie gave me the best schmoitus with her tongue!

by -GITZ- June 1, 2009

schrott

1) its german for scrap metal
2) a robot who has been engineered to actually feel and simulate emotions who epicly loves computers, anime and gaming and sometimes wishes he had his own female robot counterpart.

1) that metal shop shop is full of schrott.

by gooooon June 20, 2010

schmittle

A person with a high-pitched or annoying voice.

You sound like a schmittle right now.

by stumm227 May 8, 2010