schmootie

Anything you want it to mean. Mainly another word for people. You choose the context you want to use it in

"That's his schmootie." That's his girlfriend
"Look at these schmooties" Look at all of these people

by Deacon Fam June 3, 2008

schlort

Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"

Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

schmoot

Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.

Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

Schmoitus

A taint massage.

Last night Susie gave me the best schmoitus with her tongue!

by -GITZ- June 1, 2009

Shmortuna

Somebody who is being annoying, but you still out up with them nevertheless

"Hey dude, wanna play football?"
"Nah bro, you were being a real shmortuna yesterday"
"Oh, my bad bro"

by Shmortuna March 17, 2021

Schmote

A schmote is an antonym for G.O.A.T and is often used in a derogatory way to demean someone’s “bad job done”

Oh my god, you didn’t clutch the win, you are such a schmote!

by Sageriah February 18, 2023

dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008