schmootz

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 8, 2008

Schmouth

Shut your mouth

Schmouth or I will schmouth it for you.

If someone is talking too much. Just say schmouth.

Often accompanied by a hand gesture using the thumb and first two fingers(Or the sign for "NO" backwards).

by Count Lickenstein April 29, 2010

schmooshy

A person who is cuddle-able and comforting.

I was upset so I went to my schmooshy for some love.

by Pussy Portmadog November 19, 2016

schmootzed

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.

When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.

by Prezz4life May 12, 2017

Schmooshgallonz

When a young couple is making-out sloppily in a public place.

Ralph and Loree like to schmooshgallonz in the kitchen when we're toasting our bagels.

by Smutfuckers May 29, 2017

Schmootzel

A small portion of something to request or romantic nickname

-Let me have a little schmootzel of cheese wiz for my cracker

-Get over here you sexy little schmootzel

by Babysquirrel July 29, 2019

Shmoothie

The smooth actions of someone being smooth between a transaction of conversation between a male and female.

Him: can I get your number?

Her: yeah sure!

By-stander: oh he a shmoothie!

by Fafido October 9, 2020