schmiggles

another word for f**k or c**t but is used when you can't swear properly
(helps if ur a scouser)

When john lennon got to heaven and god told him Mcartney was gettin all the credit for the beatles he simply said "schmiggles"

by jeremiah May 13, 2003

Schmidget

(n); A midget, usually with a snarling and angry temper, sometimes refers to goblins as well; Someone who is hated by all becuase they are mormon

Wink was attacked by a schmidget after he refused to give it some candy; Flint is a schimdget

by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Schmidling

The performing of unneeded and somewhat laborious tasks in an inefficient manner.

Person 1: Dude, I just dusted off all the objects in that room and it took like, 3 hours

Person 2: Wow, That's a lot of Schmidling

by Edison1234 August 14, 2009

schmekles

a generic counter nickname; a heckling term in response to someone who calls you a nickname you don't want. It is not ment as an offensive word.

Person A calls person B a nickname (like tiger). In response person B says: "is that so Schmekles?" In response to said nickname, person B imedietly responds by calling person A Schmekles. Note: must not be confused with schmeckles which is part of the male anatomy.

by G-Smith July 17, 2007

Schmids

Marijuana advertised as mids, when in reality it is schwag.

Man, I smoked some schmids the other day, and I wasn't even buzzed.

by Chimp of Doom October 2, 2008

Schmiddle

Last drop of cum after a male individual completes masturbation and ajaculates.

"Oh shit the schmiddle got on my pubes." Said Mike to himself.

by M. J. M. April 28, 2009

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

A modern gunslinger, turned wrestler.

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

by RacistLgbtqLover July 6, 2023