Schmeag 

Someone who covets an object of power and/or desire, a "precious" and will do anything to attain/protect it.

Stop schmeagin' over that bitch man she's a whuore. Girl don't schmeag over that wedding ring it's only a material object.

Schmeag by maynholdup March 26, 2017

Schmeat 

A massive fucking schlong.

“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”

Schmeat by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021

schmeaning 

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.

That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?

schmeaning by O.Curley March 29, 2009

Schmeast 

To destroy utterly

Person 1: Got him, he's down.
Person 2: Holy, you just schmeasted on that man.

Schmeast by Proxyeus May 18, 2023

schmeckle 

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

schmeckle by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

schmeal 

Large, sasquatch like creature seen prowling the University of Minnesota campus in a bathrobe, playing disc golf. Can be attracted by cake, or calls of "what's the deal schmeal?"

"Schmeal will eat cake."

schmeal by Pioneer February 20, 2005

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015