schmeely

certain thing that you say before you go to bed at night. you say it before you go to sleep, and you pretend that it is morning in a high and obnoxious voice. you say "hey" before using the term "schmeely".

#1 :good night.
#2 :hey schmeely!

by Aaron Kim July 22, 2006

Schmeppie

Schmeppie is a god to us all. With his red mushroom hat and red sweater with his blue denim overalls. But when he put on his poncho from the general store he becomes “El Schmeppie”

“Captain Schmeppie’s coming for ya”

“El schmeppie”

by schmeppiemember69 April 18, 2021

Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.

Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!

by SuzyG October 20, 2008

Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions

Why is Schmeef crying?

by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021

Schmeed

A funny way to say weed

“Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do

by Sadnradd June 24, 2022

Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

Schmeegy

(Kyle Nyquist) is a very schmeegy man

Damn bro is hella Schmeegy

by Borack Sheet September 28, 2023