schmutz haken 

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

schmutz haken by westernclassics October 1, 2009

schmutz 

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

schmutz by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schmatz 

a type of pizza which consists of a garlic-flavored dough topped off with diced tomatos, parmesan, and mozzerella cheeses.

boy, jill made some wonderful schmatz!

schmatz by Jill D. March 27, 2006

schmaltz 

Any unidentified, nasty, liquid-like substance; usually very questionable in what the hell it actually is...

Be careful with this container Bill; it's full of some weird schmaltz...

schmaltz by Testies321 August 12, 2010

Schmantz 

An adjective for something ridiculously fancy and/or popular in terms of everyday opinions.

Well, don't YOU look nice with your schmantz shirt?

Schmantz by IndieLoo November 18, 2005

Schmutzy 

A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.

Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.

Schmutzy by nerdfrog October 14, 2010

schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.

Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.

schmutzick by The Bliddler December 9, 2009