schmuck

Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.

Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.

by the fuuuuck? July 22, 2010

schmuck

a jewish word for a screw up/reject...

what do you mean you can't get me the money you schmuck

by TBSman January 27, 2003

schmuck

Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york

fuckin' schmuck (mumbling)

by Spike rules June 11, 2006

Schmuck

foreskin

Rabbi Schmeigel sure schmucked the foreskin off that penis

by jesusincincy February 16, 2021

schmuck

Tom DeLay

A self serving neocon scumbag who should have lost job.

Conservative republicans changed the law that would forced his removal

This is Democracy in action

Only a real DeLay would have voted for George W. Bush

by harry cannoli May 13, 2005

Schmuck

Whatever the hell you want it to be. Really... anything...

You: You, my fine sir, are a schmuck.

Friend: What the hell is a schmuck?

You: I'm not sure yet.

by Dr. Meowings April 1, 2010

schmuck

metaphorical term for someone who often receives much heartache from a significant other, yet remains cheerful and cordial towards them; even maintaining friendship with that person after a break up

Dustin's girlfriend treated him like a dog, then dumped him, but he still drives her to work everday. What a schmuck!

by Dustin April 10, 2005