schlitterbon

That incredible feeling you get after taking a humongous shit... feels kinda tingly

Dude i just had incredible schlitterbon i even had some pre schlit

by googoogaga888888 July 29, 2009

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

schlocker

I feel the need to elaborate on the shocker..........

The Schlocker: index and middle fingers in the slit, thumb stimulating the clit, and just as she's about to climax, pinky in the trunk. So, much more erotic than the shocker, it's like touching Heaven and reaching for Hell.

by Miss Behavin' April 26, 2006

schlotter

A giant sensitive weirdo

Oh great the Schlotter is back east

by Spurs fan September 24, 2016

Schlerper

Verb; To Schlerp
The act of schlerping is to perform oral sex on a male.
Schleper (Noun) A man who is fond of and frequently performs oral sex on another man.

"Justin is such a Schlerper"
"Yea I know, he blew three guys this weekend"

"Just off to Schlerp my home boys"

by trinity666 November 27, 2011

schlostered

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

by JJKamp February 7, 2019

Schlobster

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

by ketza December 2, 2007